May 2013
dickpicoftheartist:
if you wanna be my lover you gotta read all 247 pages of my tumblr and tell me how proud you are of me and how much i’ve grown as a blogger and a woman
best-of-funny:
ticklishbutts:
theladyofpie:
ticklishbutts:
the Cold War is basically just the United State and the Soviet Union saying how big of a penis they have but when it comes down to it neither of them actually want to flash the other to show for fear the other actually does have a bigger penis
Holy shit, that’s spot on
I don’t post faulty penis analogies so of course it is
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teendisasterr:
i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly
burghers:
i get really confused when cool popular bloggers follow me first
rocker310:
stylishirish:
horain:
stylishirish:
this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may...
best-of-funny:
fffcuk:
fffcuk:
my mom spent $9,360 on my private tumbling lessons in one year lmao
tumbling like gymnastics i did not get blogging lessons
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thecompanionsdoctor:
My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
me at the end of the semester
best-of-funny:
the-vashta-nerada:
my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
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Let me make this clear
rai-redemption:
This is cosplay
this is fun
this is expressing yourself and the chracter
for all fandoms to enjoy
no matter what YOU look like
or what gender you are
as long as you are having fun
that is cosplay